" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean? " So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK? " His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family." A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in sex.
June 44th and i am on here jokes good to meet guys to have one for the 2nd and 35th of every.
Attempting to contribute to the delinquency of a minor.
When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?
About a week later, she’s back at the doctor, where she says, "Doc, the pill worked great! It wasn't five minutes later that he jumped up, raked all the food and dishes onto the floor, grabbed me, ripped all my clothes off, and ravaged me right there on the table!
" The doctor says, "I’m sorry, we didn’t realize the pill was that strong!
Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
” The flood got higher and a boat came and the man in it said “Come on mate, get in! A helicopter soon came and the man offered him help.“ No, God will save me! He got by the gates of heaven and he said to God “Why didn’t you save me?