Max Linsky found such a contract in a middle school hallway, and it is one of the best things I’ve ever read in my entire life: See Also: Oh No, This Man Told His Wife He’s Grossed Out By Her Vaginal Hygiene It’s perfect.
This chick knows what she wants and she isn’t afraid to set boundaries. Currently making one million copies to hand out to all future boyfriends/have my husband sign on our wedding day.
Humorous dating contract
Different events, time of year and even the weather can influence our timing, therefore the following suggestions are in random order.
We will complete as many suggestions as we can and make up more if we feel they would be appropriate.
Even though it is based on the Bible, we have written it to be appealing to non-believers as well because it is as much a philosophy book as it is a spiritual work.
Two years of research by the author went into writing the book.
It's main goal is to achieve "separation of family and state" by showing people and families how to be self-governing and entirely autonomous.
The book is based entirely on Christian principles found in the Bible which are then supplemented with additional information only in those areas that are important but where the bible is silent, such as law and psychology.
It could be a hobby or a career goal or anything that will makeyou spend time apart.
One must be comfortable enough with the others interest to encourage them tosucceed.
It turns out, oddly enough, that some people actually sign serious pre-date contracts.